So here we are again, another year and another batch of “celebrities” have been conned, blackmailed and begged their way back onto TV. What would the build up to Christmas be if not punctuated with these wonderful moments when you see celebrities you hate choking on a kangaroo testicle or a 3 month old rotting egg?
So along with the usual mix of terrible soap actors/actresses/band members/models we have the 90’s legend Alfonso Ribeiro, best known as Carlton, Will Smith’s nerdy step brother in “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” and Olympic Gold Medallist Rebecca Adlington, two people who actually don’t fit the usual Z list we’ve come to expect…
So who is there to keep an eye on this year?
Laila Morse (Big Mo from Eastenders):
“I don’t mind eating testicles and penises…so long as they ain’t hard”
Lovely. This lady, Keep your eye on her because she doesn’t look like she’ll survive to the end of the show, so… Enjoy her whilst you can.
“I dunno where we're going, but my guess is... We're going somewhere"
Face it, we’re all waiting to see this little shit (Who’s managed to feature in more than one Detestable TV now) to cry, choke, freak out, vomit and wish he was at home. We've already been treated to the beautiful sight of him crying as he’s pushed out the helicopter.
But what I love about this most, is that Ant and Dec, those TV legends hate some of the celebrities as much as we do! They take the piss out of them and they love their job torturing celebrities.
They come back year after year because they love what they do, and who wouldn't?