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Excerpt from an Alien Text Book                          by Matthew Howe

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Section 345: Template cell collection for ABW cloning program. 

Procedure 345-122: Collection of Terran cell templates for ABW cloning program.

Theory and Rationale:

The Autonomous Bio Worker (ABW) is a foundational pillar of the intergalactic economy. ABWs are employed on every developed planet to perform manual labor functions unsuited to advanced entities. In order to replicate new bio-workers to replace those worn out, damaged, or destroyed in accidents, a steady supply of new template cells is required. Cells from primitive life forms the galaxy over are harvested for use in these cloning programs. This procedure applies only to cell harvesting of bipedal beings from the third planet in the VV55432 system, life forms known as “Earthlings” or “Terrans.”

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