By Tom Sams
I’m going to take a guess and assume you’re a geek, after all, you’re on I’m with Geek, geek. Don’t fret, you might be a big nerd, but things have changed. Where we used to get bullied for knowing the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek (SERIOUSLY, IT’S NOT DIFFICULT), we are now being embraced by society. They copy our fashion trends, pretend to be as awesome as we are and beg to their gods every night that they wish they could be as good in bed as we are… wait, what? Oh yeah. We’re better in bed and it’s because of our geekiness, thanks to things like…
I’m going to take a guess and assume you’re a geek, after all, you’re on I’m with Geek, geek. Don’t fret, you might be a big nerd, but things have changed. Where we used to get bullied for knowing the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek (SERIOUSLY, IT’S NOT DIFFICULT), we are now being embraced by society. They copy our fashion trends, pretend to be as awesome as we are and beg to their gods every night that they wish they could be as good in bed as we are… wait, what? Oh yeah. We’re better in bed and it’s because of our geekiness, thanks to things like…
5. VIDEO GAMES IMPROVE STIMULUS AND CONCENTRATION
When it comes to having sex (phrasing), people need problem solving skills. You know what I’m talking about. Getting off can become a challenge for some people, especially when you’re working on an anatomy that isn’t your own, because apparently people do that. Nevertheless, stimulus and concentration are two important things that can improve your sex life greatly, but you wouldn’t really be aware of that unless you’re a geek, because only geeks really think about such geeky things. If you’re able to concentrate more, whilst having well exercised fingers I might add, then you’re going to be a hunk of loving in the bedroom, or something along those lines. What? Video games rot your brain, they don’t help. I’m afraid I’ve got to call you out on that one, Mary Whitehouse.
According to Inside Time, video games do help out. In fact, have the following quote to prove such a thing:
When it comes to having sex (phrasing), people need problem solving skills. You know what I’m talking about. Getting off can become a challenge for some people, especially when you’re working on an anatomy that isn’t your own, because apparently people do that. Nevertheless, stimulus and concentration are two important things that can improve your sex life greatly, but you wouldn’t really be aware of that unless you’re a geek, because only geeks really think about such geeky things. If you’re able to concentrate more, whilst having well exercised fingers I might add, then you’re going to be a hunk of loving in the bedroom, or something along those lines. What? Video games rot your brain, they don’t help. I’m afraid I’ve got to call you out on that one, Mary Whitehouse.
According to Inside Time, video games do help out. In fact, have the following quote to prove such a thing:
“Reaction speeds increase hugely from playing video games! In nearly all video games you often need to react fast. Last but not least, video games improve your concentration span. Because in most games you need to concentrate for extended periods of time, the slightest lapse in concentration will be punished in nearly all games.”
He also gives more detail about logic improvement, problem solving skills enhancement and hand-eye coordination development, which will come in handy if you know what I’m saying. These sorts of skills are applicable in your sex life, because you can focus on more than one thing, stay focused and keep going because your concentration levels are so high; if you apply all of that to a sexual scenario everything becomes a hell of a lot more perverted and a lot less science-y. Thankfully…
4. GEEKS AREN’T JUDGEMENTAL
One of the best things about geeks is that we’re looked down on by people that still can’t accept the fact that looking like a dork is so in right now. Wait… doesn’t that mean they get bullied all of the time? Exactly! So are they into humiliation during sex? Because I don’t know if I’m ready for that kind of commitment to role play just yet. No, you italicised bastard, because geeks are used to being ostracised from society, it also means they’re a lot more accepting of certain things… phrasing.
If you’re into some strange things, geeks don’t really mind. They’re used to being judged just because they happen to be able to literally quote every single line from Doctor Who. So what if you like it when I dress up as a policeman? I’m cool with that; just don’t judge me when I ask you to refer to me as Robocop.
Geeks are quite accepting. They won’t judge you because of your strange obsessions or oddities, because that in itself is what makes a geek a geek. They love and embrace new things all of the time and they never judge you, because that would make geeks very hypocritical. In fact, our acceptance of different things makes us quite the lover not just because we won’t hold anything against you, but also because we’re always willing to try new things as well as learn about what you really want from your sex life, including but not limited to…
One of the best things about geeks is that we’re looked down on by people that still can’t accept the fact that looking like a dork is so in right now. Wait… doesn’t that mean they get bullied all of the time? Exactly! So are they into humiliation during sex? Because I don’t know if I’m ready for that kind of commitment to role play just yet. No, you italicised bastard, because geeks are used to being ostracised from society, it also means they’re a lot more accepting of certain things… phrasing.
If you’re into some strange things, geeks don’t really mind. They’re used to being judged just because they happen to be able to literally quote every single line from Doctor Who. So what if you like it when I dress up as a policeman? I’m cool with that; just don’t judge me when I ask you to refer to me as Robocop.
Geeks are quite accepting. They won’t judge you because of your strange obsessions or oddities, because that in itself is what makes a geek a geek. They love and embrace new things all of the time and they never judge you, because that would make geeks very hypocritical. In fact, our acceptance of different things makes us quite the lover not just because we won’t hold anything against you, but also because we’re always willing to try new things as well as learn about what you really want from your sex life, including but not limited to…
3. GEEKS AREN’T THREATENED BY TECHNOLOGY
What truly makes a geek a geek? Their love of technology. Geeks embrace new technology every single day, whether it’s gaming, internet, coding software or anything else that likely involves robots or something. For you ladies out there (and some of you men, no need to be ashamed, it’s not as popular but I know you do it… it’s okay, I understand) you might occasionally use “technology” within your sex life. “Technology” isn’t something to be frowned upon, it’s something to be embraced with loving hearts and open arms.
Some partners are threatened by technology. They feel as though they’re going to be replaced by Jeffrey the Joy Jouster (or whatever name you might give yours). Regardless of whether or not you prefer your technology, you should know that geeks don’t feel threatened by it. They never will. They embrace all forms of “technology”. If you want to expand your horizons in the bedroom and try out new things, especially things you’ve purchased from pink and purple websites in incognito mode, then you’ll be pleased to hear that if you took a geek to bed, you’d have someone who is willing to learn about your new “machinery”.
Geeks have the best inclination to learn. They always try out new things and look for whatever will come around tomorrow, rather than what happened yesterday. Geeks will always seek the innovative and exciting, especially if it’s technologically based, just simply because…
What truly makes a geek a geek? Their love of technology. Geeks embrace new technology every single day, whether it’s gaming, internet, coding software or anything else that likely involves robots or something. For you ladies out there (and some of you men, no need to be ashamed, it’s not as popular but I know you do it… it’s okay, I understand) you might occasionally use “technology” within your sex life. “Technology” isn’t something to be frowned upon, it’s something to be embraced with loving hearts and open arms.
Some partners are threatened by technology. They feel as though they’re going to be replaced by Jeffrey the Joy Jouster (or whatever name you might give yours). Regardless of whether or not you prefer your technology, you should know that geeks don’t feel threatened by it. They never will. They embrace all forms of “technology”. If you want to expand your horizons in the bedroom and try out new things, especially things you’ve purchased from pink and purple websites in incognito mode, then you’ll be pleased to hear that if you took a geek to bed, you’d have someone who is willing to learn about your new “machinery”.
Geeks have the best inclination to learn. They always try out new things and look for whatever will come around tomorrow, rather than what happened yesterday. Geeks will always seek the innovative and exciting, especially if it’s technologically based, just simply because…
2. GEEKS ARE CURIOUS
Geeks like learning new things, as their embracing of new technology shows us. They enjoy learning, reading, studying, and adapting. Curiosity doesn’t just revolve around the idea of learning about new methods of mathematics however, unless you’re totally into that kind of stuff, it can also revolve around wanting to know what interests you. Learning within itself is the essence of curiosity, and learning about you is something geeks like to take part in.
Like I’ve already said, they’ll embrace your stuff, they’ll pay attention to your needs and won’t judge any of them at all, but the best part about that is the geeks want to know about you and your needs. Geeks like learning about people and their curiosity often gets the best of them. Although in some situations this can be considered a bad thing, when it comes to your life in the bedroom it just might possibly be the greatest thing that ever happened to you.
A geek will explore everything about you with a genuine inquisitiveness. We take our time with these kinds of things and you’ll feel much better off at the end of it (amirite), principally as…
Geeks like learning new things, as their embracing of new technology shows us. They enjoy learning, reading, studying, and adapting. Curiosity doesn’t just revolve around the idea of learning about new methods of mathematics however, unless you’re totally into that kind of stuff, it can also revolve around wanting to know what interests you. Learning within itself is the essence of curiosity, and learning about you is something geeks like to take part in.
Like I’ve already said, they’ll embrace your stuff, they’ll pay attention to your needs and won’t judge any of them at all, but the best part about that is the geeks want to know about you and your needs. Geeks like learning about people and their curiosity often gets the best of them. Although in some situations this can be considered a bad thing, when it comes to your life in the bedroom it just might possibly be the greatest thing that ever happened to you.
A geek will explore everything about you with a genuine inquisitiveness. We take our time with these kinds of things and you’ll feel much better off at the end of it (amirite), principally as…
1. GEEKS AREN’T SELFISH
Geeks are loving people. Sure, they hate some things… such as Fox for cancelling the greatest television show of all time, Firefly, but nevertheless geeks are mostly decent people. When it comes to your life in the bedroom, geeks aren’t selfish at all. They have a casual attitude to their belongings, because they give your things as much respect as they hope you’d give to theirs. Geeks take pride in welcoming newcomers and being the nicest of people, even if they can be really shy when the opportunity arises; but when it comes to your sex life, selfishness is something people try to steer clear of.
Geeks are not egocentric, quite the opposite. They’re giving and loving people. Sure, we’ve all heard the horror stories from the Internet about how geeks can obsess over their fandoms and will allegedly murder you if you dismiss their favourite movies, but overall geeks dismiss an egotistical lifestyle because they welcome all. You ever been to an outing and met a bunch of geeks? They’ll welcome you no problem.
But what does this mean in your sex life? Well… it’s pretty obvious isn’t it? Benevolent people will give you what you want in the bedroom and expect nothing in return. Geeks will always do what you ask of them without the sigh of the chore, but with the anticipation of the outcome (HEY, PHRASING). Put all of these points together and you get a concentrated, stimulated, non-judgemental, welcoming, adventurous, curious, and kind love machine. Now only if I could get the testicular fortitude to actually talk to a girl…
Tom cheats on I’m With Geek with HateMail, a site about professional hatred.
Geeks are loving people. Sure, they hate some things… such as Fox for cancelling the greatest television show of all time, Firefly, but nevertheless geeks are mostly decent people. When it comes to your life in the bedroom, geeks aren’t selfish at all. They have a casual attitude to their belongings, because they give your things as much respect as they hope you’d give to theirs. Geeks take pride in welcoming newcomers and being the nicest of people, even if they can be really shy when the opportunity arises; but when it comes to your sex life, selfishness is something people try to steer clear of.
Geeks are not egocentric, quite the opposite. They’re giving and loving people. Sure, we’ve all heard the horror stories from the Internet about how geeks can obsess over their fandoms and will allegedly murder you if you dismiss their favourite movies, but overall geeks dismiss an egotistical lifestyle because they welcome all. You ever been to an outing and met a bunch of geeks? They’ll welcome you no problem.
But what does this mean in your sex life? Well… it’s pretty obvious isn’t it? Benevolent people will give you what you want in the bedroom and expect nothing in return. Geeks will always do what you ask of them without the sigh of the chore, but with the anticipation of the outcome (HEY, PHRASING). Put all of these points together and you get a concentrated, stimulated, non-judgemental, welcoming, adventurous, curious, and kind love machine. Now only if I could get the testicular fortitude to actually talk to a girl…
Tom cheats on I’m With Geek with HateMail, a site about professional hatred.
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