Says the buff Owen played by Chris Pratt. After all, don’t we have three films telling us that reincarnating dinosaurs is such a terrible idea for humans? But sure, despite the failure of the first park, this future one has found the answer in making our scaly ancient creatures timid for the sake of entertainment. Up until they create something new to bring new customers in. It’s pretty much like zoos making an actual sharktopus and expecting it not to eat us in a bloodthirsty rampage (heck, there are loads of films out there to warn us about that too).
Never mind how idiotic our scientists are here, Jurassic World looks incredible and every second of footage that we are given makes us ever the more excited. With an impressive lead, some whooping CGI effects and the approval of original film director Steven Spielberg, there is no denying that this film is going to stomp right its way into our hearts.
Jurassic World is out June 15th.